Is there such a thing as double yuck?

I had them over, [translation = against my will] to three sets of all too willing hands, but I avert my eyes so I do not have to look at the disgusting things. I find it hard to believe that I have shelled out hard cash for these most revolting items. [translation = $3.99 each] I remind myself that it's all in the cause of therapy. [translation = cheap at the price]

Each child offers thanks in their own unique way.

“Thanks Mom, it's kinda gross…. but in a cool way!”
“I fink maybe I am liking it a little bit, or maybe not, or maybe…….I don know,” his hands pump the vile thing, which calms him, [translation = just as it is supposed to do] and narrowly avoids a meltdown.
The little one squeezes it tight and offers, “woozy woozy woo! We love you! Yes we do!” by which he means that the therapy toy is a hit.

“I think dey are horrible!” offers Nonna, in her strong Italian accent as she pulls a face. She said out loud, what I thought myself.
“Hey mom! Nonna said a bad word.”

It’s always so much better when minds think alike. I think that's probably a triple yuk, but of course that is merely my own very narrow perspective.

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8 Comments

  1. Mary-LUE:

    Well, to look at, I’d have to say, “Ewwww!” It looks like something from a Star Trek episode.

  2. Melanie:

    I love the new site and it loads just great! Nice and quick.

  3. Haddayr:

    I also love the new site, and I LOVE gross things.

    And I’m thrilled it calmed them.

  4. Leanne:

    Wierd. I’ve never seen anything like it (and Patrick would probably love it…but then again, he plays with my friend’s cat’s toys).

  5. elasticwaistbandlady:

    I’m going to refrain from making any comments about ball squeezing.

    I remember as a kid having something similar that was a filled water balloon type thingie. It didn’t cost no 3.99, though. There’s nothing new under the sun…..it just costs more now.

  6. Melissa:

    Okay – so where do you get it? I think Little Bug would LOVE these! :)

  7. Kim Stag:

    Hey, your nails are nice! The ball? Icky!

  8. Laurie:

    Samuel got one of these in a “goody bag” last winter. It was orange with black netting and the bubbles that oozed out were bright flourescent green! It was so gross but so captivating!

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