The second annihilation – and walls have ears


From a few nights ago……..

We continue on our wayward path.
“We will all be killed?”
“Er……no I don't think so.”
“We be extincted like dah dinosaurs?”
“Hmm .. I think we’re alright for a wee while yet.”
“It dah global warming?”
“I er, what do you know about global warming?”
“Der are meteors tonight?”
“Um… I don't think so.”
“We are all to be killed in dah meteor attack?”
“What's all this about meteors?”
“Dey happen random.”
“Yes, I know that dear, but why all the business of meteors tonight?”
“I be heared it.”
“What did you hear?”
“Radio.” [translation = “ooopsie”]

Moral – it’s called a broadcast for a reason. Never assume that a child is tuned out if peel the potatoes, and you tune in to the news.

At least his
skills are more
effective than
those of his “parents.”

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