Black Sheep bleats with forked tongue
I blame the Celtic blood that courses through my veins, but I believe that budgetary concerns plague everyone. Most people have the monthly cycle of rent, food and utility bills, robbing Peter to pay Paul, as well as the need to conserve energy and save the planet. So often, it is the tiny things, the small extravagances that snap the spine of the bank balance. It is because of these tiny things that I determine to eradicate all extraneous and frivolous expenditure.
I think these thoughts as I wrangle with the child safety cap on the jar. One of the best ways to save pennies, which of course will expand into many thousands of spare dollars, is by controlling the kitchen. Most of us have freezers and the careful homemaker makes full use of it's magical powers. Why make one, when two are cheaper in the long run? Ban convenience foods and make everything from scratch. Chain yourself to the cooker to liberate your finances long term. If you want to have a healthy family, then a healthy diet is an essential first step. My grip on the jar is as tight as a vice, but it refuses to yield to my will.
Although I lack a pantry, because I am an American, I have a garage full of 'whole' things that are simultaneously 'free' of all sorts of nasty substances, because I am a nutritional queen. One of the many things that can be eliminated from the diet of the average child, is all those expensive multivitamins. Who needs multivitamins if they follow a sound nutritional formula? I do not believe in indulging children and giving them those sugary, fruity vitamin pills, which is merely the equivalent of candy. It brings about bad habits. Skip the well balanced meal and sink a pint of Ensure. It's the slippery slope my friend.
The food rules keep changing but the message remains the same, each your greens, Goldfish should be banned, pile up your sugar free mini wheats into a pyramid and drown them in a flood of fat free milk or a soy or rice substitute. Beat your way back to health through diet and reach the island of financial security at the same time. No more of these feeble excuses. The spineless need spinach, the greener the better. Organic and homegrown. Don't whinge about living in a high rise apartment, there are window boxes and potted versions freely available for the free thinkers. Harvest your own harvest and watch the greenbacks grow.
The jar catapults from grasp. My hand holds the lid. The jar circles on the floor, as the spin slowly dies. The primary coloured gummy bears are scattered over a wide radius of floorboards, as my smallish children squat on all fours to lick the windfall. I watch the flock graze, before I whip out my crook, but a dust buster might be a better choice.
September 29th, 2007 at 2:02 am
Diet – have never tried one apart from limited the intake of sugar! It really doesn’t make a difference though.
Crystal xx
September 29th, 2007 at 2:36 am
These days isnt everything bad for you?!
September 29th, 2007 at 2:47 am
I claim to have a fridge and pantry full of ‘good’ foods – the kids know differently though. I always know when they’re on the hunt for the chocolate biscuits hidden at the top of the pantry when all goes quiet, and I hear the occasional scrape of a chair on the floor (being pushed towards the pantry) to be used in the shelf climb towards sugar. Shame I’m too quick for them!
September 29th, 2007 at 2:47 am
Forgot to say – I love the photo!
September 29th, 2007 at 4:38 am
We are trying to move towards more whole foods, veggies in massive quantities. Yet I admit there are goldfish in our cupboard. They are mixed with raisins Does that Help?!?!? t is such a difficult balance.
I agree with the vitamins … although Becs has now spotted them and wondered.
September 29th, 2007 at 4:50 am
I’m sort of a whole diet plus vitamins to cap it off kind of gal. I’m picky about the brand though. The ones we use now have no added sugar, aspartame, etc. They’re made with vegetable powder and such.
I think I swing back and forth. I really WANT to eat mostly whole foods and keep the garbage out. So for a while everything is made from scratch and the search for cookies is fruitless (or should I say fruitful, Patrick says with a sigh “snack, or just fruit?”). But then I slip into the land of chemically made meals and snacks….it’s a cycle for me I guess. Still looking for the balance.
September 29th, 2007 at 6:07 am
I try my best to rarely buy garbage. It ticks my husband off no end. Even though I buy lots of fresh fruits, vegetables, and rice cakes (I’m addicted to them) he claims there are no snacks. He has threatened to do the food shopping himself, which would mean nothing but cabinet upon cabinet of snack cakes and chips. Is it any wonder I can always hide his christmas present in the veggy crisper?
September 29th, 2007 at 6:16 am
And of course, the food rules are off at my house. Getting D to eat is the only thing that matters, so a lot of food choices just have to be endured even when they can’t be cured.
September 29th, 2007 at 7:00 am
Crockpots. Gotta love ‘em.
September 29th, 2007 at 7:16 am
That was too funny, Maddy. I was totally caught off-guard by the bottle being vitamins. And the picture is so cute.
Have a great weekend!
September 29th, 2007 at 8:17 am
Oy, I have an entire fridge full of vegetables. One does have to eat them for the nutritional value?