Idaho or bust!

“Aha! There you are. The very man I've been looking for.”
“Really? Are there any other men around here?”
“?…….of for goodness sakes.”
“Well?”
“No.”
“So what did you want me for anyway?”
“I've hit a brick wall.”
“Oh dear! Much damage to the car?”
“?…….not literally you humbug.”
“?”
“It's no good! I've been trying all day but no luck. I've shopped everywhere. They can't be had for love nor money.”
“Oh. Shopping? Everywhere?”
“Yes. Landsend, Target and Amazon. You name it, I've looked!”
“E-bay?”
“No. You have to use Paypal and haven't quite mastered that yet.”
“Well……I don't know what to suggest?”
“They go up to size 5T but you can't find any for a seven year old.”
“I thought you said this morning that you'd make some if you couldn't buy any?”
“I did, but then I thought about it a bit.”
“And?”
“If I send a seven year old to school in home made blue dungarees, with egg yellow buttons the size of an egg cup, he'll be beaten to a pulp.”
“Well it would help if you searched on coveralls or overalls.”
“I did! I couldn't remember the right word first but eventually…Although I've not been able to find a dictionary that translates “English to American” yet.”
“Still no joy?”
“No.”
“What about those pictures you see of children out in the fields with potatoes and sheep and things?”
“Cattle or Longhorns, not sheep.”
“Not sheep?”
“No of course not. You know Americans! If you so much as mention 'lamb chop' they all have a fit of the vapours.”
“True. But out in the countryside they're all gamboling about in dungarees.”
“Boon dogs! Or is that urban? Maybe Hicksville?”
“Don't ask me?”
“Well what are we going to do?”
“Ditto.”
“Fair enough, if that's the sum total of your assistance I shall expect you to get him dressed tomorrow.”
“No! It took you ages this morning. I thought I was going to have to take him in the nuddy.”
“Exactly. Hence we need a pair of overalls by tomorrow morning if we're not going to have to repeat that particularly painful exercise.”
“Hmm. Why do you think he's so obsessed with looking like Mario all of a sudden?”
“It's just another one of little burrs just waiting to jump out of the bushes and latch on.”

“So what are we going to do?”
“I'll tell him I'm still looking.”
“Yes, it helps to be truthful.”
“But after he saw that costume on-line, I think we're more or less done for.”
“It's a racket. Fancy charging $70 for an adult costume and $100 for a child's. It's day light robbery.”
“Exploitation.”
“So our solution is?”
“That's what I was hoping you could help me with?”
“Do you still have his old pair?”
“Er…..probably.”
“Couldn't you tack something on to the end of the legs, make them longer?”
“Ooo dear me no. I don't want to sink back to the 70's nightmare. That really would be a curse for the child.”

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

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