All children squabble, it's perfectly normal.
I chop onions in the kitchen, frenetic supper production during 30 minutes electronics but I'm only six steps away from them in the family room. The children lined up on the sofa, devices in hands.
“Static electricity!” he squalks.
“Stop buggin me!”
“Static electricity!” He rolls round and around on the couch wrapped in the new fake fur blanket.
“It's impossible to beat those bats! It's soooo annoying!” she moans at her Gameboy.
“How much wood can a wood chuck chuck,” he guffaws.
“Stop it with the baby talk you guys! Ow! What was that?”
“Not baby talk…..tongue twister time! Dat is be dah spark.” Good grief! Answering to questions one right after another without missing a beat?
“Spark? Be quiet! Stop making the baby noises!”
“Mom……she bin done call me…..baby!” Even the delivery is perfect! The tone! The whine! Bliss.
“No! don't tattle tale on me you baby! Ow! What is that?”
“I not tat, I tongue twist! I be tell you already……static electricity.” Bless his little cotton socks, responding to two questions! Hold that thought! Both of them.
“Fine! Just stop it, it hurts. Just be quiet. Do you think you might possibly be able to do that for more than a nano second, just quit it already,” she wheedles, loaded with sarcasm.
“Hey Mom! She's bin psychotic to me!”
“Psychotic? You mean sarcastic! Baby!”
I shuffle over to the family room and peer into the gloom as he takes his next roll in the leopard fur, sputtering blue sparks.
“See, dey are bin fireworks……inside.”
The subtly of language! I think I'm glad about that. I think.