13 things to do as each day starts in 13 minutes

Thirteen Things about free advice

1. Finish dream.

2. Remove duct tape from eye lids.

3. Wake up between 5 and 6!

4. Drink vat of espresso in record time.

5. Sterilize “retainer.”

6. Clean teeth, a 2 minutes timed exercise under “fear.”

7. Save time. Multi-task. Clean teeth in shower.

8. Dress.

9. Skip make-up, apply Happy face of choice.

10. Shift into Cheerleader mode.

11. Adjust volume control

12. Last chance!

13. I’m Ready!

Posted on August 13th, 2008.


16 Comments

  1. tlchang:
    August 14th, 2008 at 12:22 am

    Ha! The #8 photo (Dalek in bikini top?) is my favorite. :-) hee.

  2. jams O'Donnell:
    August 14th, 2008 at 2:19 am

    A vt of Espresso? I’m glad to see you also find time for a hearty brekkie!

    On the other hand perhaps a bit more time choosing the clothes.. does a white bikini top really go with a dalek of that colour?

  3. bonnie:
    August 14th, 2008 at 5:46 am

    we do number 11 at all times of the day!…and did your bra come with those flowers attached? What a lovely touch!

  4. lceel:
    August 14th, 2008 at 6:14 am

    That photo number 8. Deliciously funny.

  5. Miss Ataxia:
    August 14th, 2008 at 6:27 am

    A vat of espresso huh? #11 I know that one personally.

  6. Bonnie:
    August 14th, 2008 at 6:53 am

    I love the strategic placement of the flowers in picture 8… :-P

  7. Casdok:
    August 14th, 2008 at 8:39 am

    Very good!!
    I can relate to a few of those!

  8. ~Miss Nelson:
    August 14th, 2008 at 11:40 am

    What does the duct tape do? I am curious.

  9. Madeline:
    August 14th, 2008 at 11:44 am

    It stops me waking up too soon, forces me to remain horizontal for a minimum of 4 and half hours! I wouldn’t want to stumbling around in the middle of the night without being able to see. I much prefer fumbling around in the dark with all the lights off instead.
    Cheers

  10. mommy~dearest:
    August 14th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Oh wow- I can totally relate. I think you missed the step where you must attach the other 6 “mom-multi-tasking” arms though.

  11. Damselfly:
    August 14th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    Hahaha! Excellent

  12. osh:
    August 14th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    oh Maddy…Evan does his teeth in the shower…he assures me it is the most efficient and ONLY way to do them when one has many other things in the day that must be tended to…

  13. munchkinsandmusic:
    August 14th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    Hahaha! This made me laugh! Very funny.

  14. Frog's Mom:
    August 14th, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    lol - HA! I guess my morning routine is not so original after all :0)

  15. Shelia:
    August 14th, 2008 at 9:23 pm

    I SO BRUSH my teeth in the shower! Doesn’t everyone?

  16. drama mama:
    August 16th, 2008 at 6:05 am

    All I could think of was how long it must have taken you to put that together…lol.

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