Thursday 13 – 165 Spotting the Evidence
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1. I know who stole the Sharpie pen, the evidence is written permanently on his face.2. I know who unraveled the toilet rolls from the partial square stuck on his foot. 3. I know who hid the toothbrush, next time hide your sister's. 4. I know you can use scissors now because of the evidence in the trash. 5. I know who was on U-tube as you have a history. 6. I know who has a secret wound and who was brave, from the Band aid wrapper, the scissors and the blood. 7. I know who can use their brakes from the squashed tomatoes in your bike tyres. 8. I know who read after lights out, from the Garfield quotes this morning. 9. I know where you got that phrase from, because I checked your U-tube history. 10. I know who cut off the shoe laces and why. Full marks for using the trash. 11. I know who stole the chocolate, a pity it was the baking variety. 12. I know who failed to flush the toilet from the footprints on the seat, one size does not fit all. 13. I know who have a “sweetheart” and I even know her “name.” Next time use a pencil, as love can often fade, Tattoos do not. I’d add a photo, but the evidence on the culprit has been scrubbed with soap and water! I need a CSI to check the red patch for trace. |
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October 9th, 2008 at 5:56 am
I love how you know your children! Hope all is well in your world, BG x
October 9th, 2008 at 6:54 am
LOL on using the Garfield quotes the next morning. Proof!
October 9th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Nothing gets past Mom – no matter what they think ;0)
October 9th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Maddy, I’m hysterical! Great job! I’m not participating in TT13 but I just had to comment!
October 9th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Hello Maddy,
If all else fails, one thing about Aspies and autists is we tend to be honest to a fault – makes up for all the embarrassing remarks and bluntness! (Or is that not true for your sons?)
Cheers,
Jeff Deutsch
October 10th, 2008 at 5:10 am
*smacks head* Garfield quotes = PROOF! NEVER dawned on me!
~having a DUH moment here~
October 10th, 2008 at 10:18 am
And they wonder how mom got those eyes in the back of her head!
October 10th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Maddy! You’re tellin’ all my “mom secrets”!
October 10th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I cringed at the chocolate baking variety one. LOL. Kids think they’re so slick!
October 10th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Your omniscience astounds me!