Warts and all

“Argh! Don’t touch me!”
“Why? What’s the matter dear?”
“Do not be touching me wiv your poison finger.”
“It’s alright I washed them after I made the peanut butter sandwiches.
“No!”
“No what? My hands are clean. My fingers are clean.”
“No you are be having dah wart.”
“Wart?”
“Yes.”
“Oh that. It’s tiny. I’m surprised you even noticed?”
“I am notice poison and I am notice wart.”
“That’s not a wart.”
“Yes it is. I am not wanting dah warts.”
“It’s not a wart, honest, look?”
“No.”
“Do you remember last night when I screamed……when I burned my finger…..?
“Squeak.”
“Pardon?”
“Not scream………lil ole squeak.”
“Ah……so when I squeaked I squeaked because I burned my finger……now it’s turned into a blister……not a wart.”
“Blister! Blister? What is a blister is being?”
“It’s a little bubble of skin where the cells have di……burned. It’s very painful like a paper cut.”
“Blister is pain?”
“Very. You know how it is, anything on your finger tips seems ten times bigger than it really is.”
“Ten times paining?”
“Indeed.” He takes my hand in his, gently, like a fragile piece of porcelain and licks the blip, mother cat style, subjecting himself to cross contamination and any number of other evil vilenesses. He looks up, into my eyes, “all better now,” and flits away at the speed of light.

Today I am also over “here” at “Five Minutes for Special Needs Mums,” so if you’re willing to subject your blog to a withering review, just let us know?

The two giveaways are still open ready for your name either “here” or “here.”

Cheers dears

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15 Comments

  1. Barbara:

    Ah, many more nerve endings in fingertips than other places. The better to feel with!

  2. Barbara:

    Oh, and hope your finger feels better!

    Nice review at 5mfsn – your usual and excellent perspective and words.

  3. empress bee (of the high sea):

    what a beautiful moment!

    smiles, bee
    xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

  4. lime:

    aww, and how quickly revulsion turns to compassion when understanding is gained.

  5. tshsmom:

    Ohhhh, how sweet! It’s moments like that, that make it all worthwhile.

    I would never be allowed to touch your son’s food. I have a huge wart between my fingers that defies all removal methods. Maybe I’m a witch? ;)

  6. Kajoli:

    Perishing at the sweetness of that child

  7. HAMMER:

    It’s hard to resist the temptation of popping blisters.

  8. Niksmom:

    Awwww. I love that he made it all better. :-)

  9. kathleen:

    Maddy, I think it is so funny that he noticed the tiny blister on your finger…there are days that I could probably hop in my boys room missing a leg-and not get a reaction…but then I could have the teeniest cut on the back of my knee which is covered by pants and they somehow know..odd isn’t it? Kathleen

  10. osh:

    So sweet!

  11. Tanya Savko:

    Such a lovely boy, kissing it and making it better!

  12. Jayne:

    Awww, it must be all better now ;)

  13. Fleecy:

    Aww, that is so sweet. :)

  14. mama mara:

    Purrr to your son, the mother cat.

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