Rhinotillexomania – nose picking
I am busy picking my nose in a precious moment of privacy, when he bursts into the bathroom to use the facilities, “ooo what you are do?”
I put down the tweezers to explain myself, “well I’m pulling off all the dead sunburnt skin from the tip of my nose.”
“Rudolph!”
“Yes……thank you. It’s very sore actually.”
“Why it burn?”
“The sun……when we were in England.”
“It is being polite?”
“Polite?”
“Er…….English style nose pickin.”
“!”
July 16th, 2009 at 4:43 am
The Queen really should honor you with an OBE for this post. Every American who reads it will become an Anglophile instantly.
July 16th, 2009 at 5:24 am
Ouch! That can’t be good! My son would be very interested in my nose picking too and my daughter would help!!! Ouch again!!
July 16th, 2009 at 6:11 am
Sunblock, Maddy, Sunblock! I hope your nose is better soon and nobody decides to pick their noses ‘the polite way’. *grin*
July 16th, 2009 at 8:21 am
How funny…:)
July 16th, 2009 at 8:36 am
Good thing you weren’t wiping your bottom, or this would be a … very different post LOL!
Knock first, guyyyys! LOL
July 16th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
that is hilarious. and you have to know i loved having my vocabulary expanded too.
July 16th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Brilliant! Simply Brillant!
July 16th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
he he he
and… ouch
July 17th, 2009 at 5:34 am
LOL! Love it!
July 17th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
LOL! Too funny! heehee
July 17th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Absolutely brilliant. I wish I could remember all the funny exchanges between me and the boys.
July 18th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
a nice facial scrub would do the trick too.
Children are so inquisitive
Smiles!
July 19th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
How perfectly proper (hee hee!) Perhaps invite him in for a spot of tea next time?
(I’m going to be giggling over this one all evening…)