What is it? Indigestible!

5 Minutes for Special Needs

I coax my son.

“Have a go. You may just like it.”
“Bleah!”
“I know you don’t like butter but this is different.”
“Bleah!”
“It can count as your new food for the day if you like?”
“Bleah!”
“That’s vinegar. Remember you like salt and vinegar crisps now?”
“Bleah!”
“You could have this instead of butter, every night.”
“Bleah!”
“It’s so much better for you.”
“Bleah!”
“And it will help fatten you up.”
“Bleah!”
“I thought you said you wanted to be fatter? Didn’t we agree?”
“Bleah!”
“Just dip the corner of your bread in. You don’t even have to get your fingers dirty.”
“Bleah!”
“I don’t understand? I thought you were willing to have a go?”
“I wuz.”
“Great! Off you go then.”
“Not now.”
“Why not now?”
“Because……it is different now.”
“What’s different now?”
“Dah oil and dah vinegar.”
“What’s different about them now than when they were in the bottle?”
“Dah shaping.”
“What shaping?”
“It’s bad.”
“What’s bad?”
“MOM!”
“Yes dear?”
“Don you get it?”
“Er…..no……no I don’t get it.”
“I cannot be eating of dah parallelogram.”
“!”

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