Very close
My children like many other people’s children, rarely, if ever, volunteer information about how their day went - it’s like pulling teeth, but every once in a while they go all verbal on me.
“D’ya know what mum?”
“What dear?”
“Today we had science.”
“Did you indeed. And what did you learn?”
“We learneded about the male body.”
“Ah. What did you learn about the male body?”
“Males are different from females.”
“How true.”
“We learneded how males differ from females.”
“How interesting. Maybe we should talk about this after dinner.”
“D’you know the biggest difference is being?”
But he’s on a roll.
“I do, like I said, later.”
He’s unstoppable.
“Females are different from males because they don’t have a bladder.”
“!”
June 28th, 2010 at 12:07 am
LOL
He must have met all my female relatives!
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June 28th, 2010 at 12:55 am
I went to nursing college for 3 years and your son is absolutely right (or was I drunk during that lecture???) XXX
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June 28th, 2010 at 1:33 am
!?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilarious Maddy!
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June 28th, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Close but no, err, cigar.
June 28th, 2010 at 9:48 pm
LOL my children learned by asking, “What’s wrong with her?” and pointing during a diaper change.
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June 29th, 2010 at 9:59 am
LOL–I like that. But that was a phew moment for you though.
July 1st, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Ha! My 6-year-old is convinced that since I don’t have boy parts and I sit to urinate, I must pee from my bum! There’s this fine line we have to walk with kids on the spectrum — if you give too much information, they’ll use it in the most unlikely social situations…if you give too little, they’ll use the MISinformation in the most unlikely social situations. Choose your poison.
July 1st, 2010 at 9:44 pm
Now that explains everything!
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July 2nd, 2010 at 10:56 am
You dodged a major bullet on that one : )
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July 2nd, 2010 at 11:30 am
Right by proximity?
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July 2nd, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Umm… Hasn’t he seen his sister when she was nekkid?
July 4th, 2010 at 1:29 am
*snerk* Don’t we?
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July 15th, 2010 at 2:15 am
I have no sisters,and the boys have an advantage over me.. I did not see a nekkid wummun until some time after I had already voted, the first time. Nekkid wimmin are funny-lookin, though attractive: Nekkid mens are also funny-looking, but I absolutely refuse to say if I find them attractive or not, on the internets.
August 19th, 2010 at 4:45 am
haha LOVE IT!
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