Goose and Ganders
“I hate em.”
“I know dear.”
“I hate em all.”
“Indeed.”
“I hate all sauces.”
“Yes, you mentioned that already.”
“They’re gross, disgusting, pukey. I hate em all.”
“Yes, yes, and yes. I know.”
“Did you know dere’s one sauce I like?”
“What? But you hate sauce, all sauces. Everyone knows that. You say it often enough. In fact I’m si…….nevermind.”
“D’you wanna know what it is being? The one sauce of which I am liking?”
“I don’t believe there’s a sauce on the planet that you will either eat or like.”
“Sausages…get it? Sauce ages.”





















September 27th, 2010 at 2:07 am
September 27th, 2010 at 2:26 am
LOL
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September 27th, 2010 at 3:40 am
LOL–but seriously, with three with with sensory issues in our home, we are a no sauce zone also. Plain rice and pasta and no red on the pizza!
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September 27th, 2010 at 4:40 am
Maddy,
I wanted to let you know I tagged you & gave you a blogger award in my latest post.
September 27th, 2010 at 7:20 am
Sauce-y kid! Love it!
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September 27th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
The boy is gonna’ do well (grin).
Wonderful writing.
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September 27th, 2010 at 5:58 pm
Love it! That was a really clever joke!
September 27th, 2010 at 10:20 pm
That was awesome! We are just recently moving into sauce territory and it is mostly my youngest NT kid who won’t even try them.
Of course we don’t have sausages at our house either because the boys insist on calling them ostriches.
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September 29th, 2010 at 1:43 am
Always on the button!
CJ xx
September 29th, 2010 at 2:43 am
ROFL
Love it
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October 3rd, 2010 at 10:03 am
Lol! Brill
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