Goose and Ganders
“I hate em.”
“I know dear.”
“I hate em all.”
“Indeed.”
“I hate all sauces.”
“Yes, you mentioned that already.”
“They’re gross, disgusting, pukey. I hate em all.”
“Yes, yes, and yes. I know.”
“Did you know dere’s one sauce I like?”
“What? But you hate sauce, all sauces. Everyone knows that. You say it often enough. In fact I’m si…….nevermind.”
“D’you wanna know what it is being? The one sauce of which I am liking?”
“I don’t believe there’s a sauce on the planet that you will either eat or like.”
“Sausages…get it? Sauce ages.”
