Goose and Ganders

“I hate em.”

“I know dear.”

“I hate em all.”

“Indeed.”

“I hate all sauces.”

“Yes, you mentioned that already.”

“They’re gross, disgusting, pukey.  I hate em all.”

“Yes, yes, and yes.  I know.”

“Did you know dere’s one sauce I like?”

“What?  But you hate sauce, all sauces.  Everyone knows that.  You say it often enough.  In fact I’m si…….nevermind.”

“D’you wanna know what it is being? The one sauce of which I am liking?”

“I don’t believe there’s a sauce on the planet that you will either eat or like.”

“Sausages…get it?  Sauce ages.”

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11 Comments

  1. Bad mommy:

    :) They learn entirely too fast, your children. I am not sure I could keep up! Enjoy your day!

  2. Ro:

    LOL
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  3. And Miles To Go...:

    LOL–but seriously, with three with with sensory issues in our home, we are a no sauce zone also. Plain rice and pasta and no red on the pizza!
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  4. Stephanie:

    Maddy,

    I wanted to let you know I tagged you & gave you a blogger award in my latest post.

  5. Brenda (mamabegood):

    Sauce-y kid! Love it!
    .-= Brenda (mamabegood)´s last blog ..Do Anti-Bullying Campaigns Work =-.

  6. Shrinky:

    The boy is gonna’ do well (grin).

    Wonderful writing.
    .-= Shrinky´s last blog ..Return of the Prodical =-.

  7. fighting for my children:

    Love it! That was a really clever joke!

  8. Kara:

    That was awesome! We are just recently moving into sauce territory and it is mostly my youngest NT kid who won’t even try them.

    Of course we don’t have sausages at our house either because the boys insist on calling them ostriches. :)
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  9. Crystal Jigsaw:

    Always on the button!

    CJ xx

  10. Marita:

    ROFL

    Love it :D
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  11. Casdok:

    Lol! Brill :)
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