The new fashion fiend

Generally, clothing of any kind has been largely superfluous to our lifestyle. Originally, the only thing that mattered was texture.  Anything else was immaterial. But recently, priorities have changed.

“I can’t wear that one–it makes me look fat.”

“This one’s jolly don’t you think?”

“I can’t wear that one– it makes me look ugly.”

“This one’s nice and soft, here, feel it.”

“That one makes me look like a dork.  I want this one.”

“No dear. You can’t wear that one–it’s ripped.”

“Perfect.”

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6 Comments

  1. Ro:

    It’s when they take scissors to their clothes to get that ‘ripped and lived in’ look you gotta worry ;)
    .-= Ro´s last blog ..Geek kid alert =-.

  2. Bad mommy:

    Isn’t it funny when the normal problems catch up to one. ;)

    We’re still on the texture phase for the most part, but we’ve managed to get over wearing ONLY shirts emblazoned with the appropriate talisman – for example, Thomas the Tank. It’s a mighty good thing, too, because he’s too big for the largest size Thomas wear. And was starting to get harassed at school . . . .

  3. Kara:

    wow, yes it seems the most loved clothes are the damaged ones. In our case it is the shirts that have the most chewed up collars.
    .-= Kara´s last blog ..good thing it was just one song =-.

  4. jams o donnell:

    Ah as far as I am concerned the more ripped up and ancient the clothes the better… It’s definitely a male thing!
    .-= jams o donnell´s last blog ..Assassins of Allah =-.

  5. Justthisguy:

    You know, there’s an autistic guy who keeps a blog entitled “Drive Mom Crazy.”

  6. Nona Mills:

    It’s when they take scissors to their clothes to get that ‘ripped and lived in’ look you gotta worry ;) .-= Ro´s last blog ..Geek kid alert =-.